• doctor: u have just given birth to two beautiful boys! what would u like to name them?
  • me: Leeds and Wellington
  • husband: uh, sweetie - don't u think we should discuss -
  • me: no bitch fuck you! you saw those swallow tattoos larry is ride or die I aint got time for the weak ones
  • husband:
  • me:
  • husband:
  • me:
  • doctor: birds don't even have eyebrows
  • me: SQUAAAAAAAAAD
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Dallas, 24/8

Dallas, 24/8

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In just 4 months and with 17 dates left, the Where We Are Tour has grossed a little bit over $230 million so far 

— Billboard on the WWA Tour (via wwadirectory)

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16.8.14

16.8.14

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nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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